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03/23/2017 07:00 AM
This is incredibly rare—but here is what you should watch out for.
This is incredibly rare—but here is what you should watch out for.

How Strep Throat Complications Led To The Amputation Of This Father's Hands And Feet

03/23/2017 06:30 AM
For when you can't decide between soccer and sleep.
For when you can't decide between soccer and sleep.

This Quirky Hammock Doubles As A Soccer Goal

This fun product made of polyester and wood, called the Panama Banana, can be used as a rocking hammock or a soccer goal, it's your choice!
03/23/2017 06:00 AM
This is the cutest container you've ever laid eyes on!
This is the cutest container you've ever laid eyes on!

Here's How To Turn Bottle Caps Into Tiny Containers

03/23/2017 05:30 AM
Summer is almost here!
Summer is almost here!

Chaco Sandals Up To 50%!O(MISSING)ff (Plus Free Shipping)

Just in time for some warm weather, you can get Chaco sandals and other shoes for up to 50 percent off right now on...
03/23/2017 05:00 AM
#2 Don't allow children to interrupt.
#2 Don't allow children to interrupt.

5 Ways To Avoid Raising An Entitled Child



E! Online (US) - Top Stories
03/23/2017 05:08 PM
The View's Whoopi Goldberg Shades The Talk After Sara Gilbert Mispronounces Several Daytime Emmy Nominees
Whoopi Goldberg Whoopi Goldberg doesn't sound too impressed with how The View's Daytime Emmy nominations were announced. Back on Wednesday's episode of The Talk, the show's panelists...

03/23/2017 05:05 PM
Truce! Ciara and Future Have Come a Long Way Since Being on the Brink of a Legal Showdown: Inside Their Road to Peace
Future, CiaraWhat a difference a year makes. Just a year ago, Ciara and Future were headed for a showdown in court over multiple issues: Ciara was unhappy with their current custody arrangement and...

03/23/2017 05:01 PM
Biggest Celeb Breakup Songs About Other Celebs: From John Mayer to Taylor Swift
John Mayer, Katy PerryFor decades, musicians have been inspired by heartbreak and when their exes are famous too, that's when eyebrows really begin to rise. John Mayer revealed recently that his latest...

03/23/2017 04:30 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Improve Your Sex Life With 9 Goop-Approved Tips About Orgasms, Anal and More
Gwyneth PaltrowLeave it to Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop website to dive into bed with you... The actress has dedicated an entire issue of her lifestyle blog to helping improve your sex life. But before...

03/23/2017 04:08 PM
Rehab Addict Star Nicole Curtis' Company Sued by City of Minneapolis Over $2 House
Nicole CurtisRehab Addict's Nicole Curtis may have made a bad purchase. The HGTV star, who has spent seven seasons rehabbing homes to their former glory on television, is attached to a new...


Latest News -
03/23/2017 05:38 PM
Daredevil BASE jumps from top of 40-story skyscraper in China
A mystery daredevil in China pulled off a daring BASE jump from the top of a 40-story skyscraper in the city of Guangzhou.
03/23/2017 05:36 PM
Great white shark tries to steal bait from New Zealand fishing boat
A New Zealand woman fishing off the country's coast recorded an encounter with a great white shark, which had apparently become a bit enamored with her bait.
03/23/2017 05:33 PM
Deer jumps over motorcyclist's head in Washington D.C.
A motorcyclist out for a ride in Washington, D.C., captured the moment a deer jumped over a fellow rider's head, causing him to crash.
03/23/2017 05:00 PM
House vote on AHCA postponed; Obama urges GOP to meet Dems to reach goals
Broken support among House Republicans on Thursday delayed a vote on the AHCA, to allow more time to recruit enough votes to get the healthcare bill passed.
03/23/2017 04:55 PM
Stolen wallet returned 8 years later with $141 cash still inside
A Boston woman whose wallet was stolen in 2009 said she was shocked to get it back -- and even more shocked to see it still contained all of her cash.


Sports News -
03/23/2017 03:30 PM
New England Patriots to visit White House, Trump on April 19
The Super Bowl champion New England Patriots will make their fifth trip to the White House on April 19, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced on Thursday.
03/23/2017 03:21 PM
Roger Goodell: NFL executive, not refs, has final OK on every replay
Senior vice president of NFL officiating Dean Blandino could be in for a few hectic Sundays at replay headquarters.
03/23/2017 03:19 PM
Darrelle Revis 'likely' to sign with New England Patriots
A Super Bowl rendezvous of sorts could assemble in Foxborough.
03/23/2017 03:07 PM
Chicago Cubs' Theo Epstein is 'World's Greatest Leader', Fortune Magazine
Theo Epstein was tabbed World's Greatest Leader by Fortune magazine, which published its annual list on Thursday morning.
03/23/2017 03:05 PM
Green Bay Packers player blasts NFL celebration training
Green Bay Packers tight end Martellus Bennett isn't a fan of the NFL's plan to instruct players how to properly celebrate on the field in an upcoming video.



FOX News
03/23/2017 04:00 PM
Erick Erickson: The freakout over Gorsuch is beyond the bounds of reason (GOP, I'm talking to you)
Republican activists are freaking out about Neil Gorsuch. You have to admit they have some reason to do so.
03/23/2017 02:12 PM
Karl Rove: The first real test of the new Republican government
For all the Republican discord, it’s the Democrats who are incapable of actual governing.
03/23/2017 12:30 PM
Ralph Peters: Turkish tyrant Erdogan's very low new low
When a political charlatan lacks character as well as imagination, a tantrum in the face of reverses nowadays is apt to climax with him spitting the epithet “Nazi” at opponents. “Nazi” is the go-to insult wielded by immoral losers everywhere.
03/23/2017 11:00 AM
One more good reason to repeal ObamaCare. Now
In a last-minute bid to ensure the success of the American Health Care Act, Republican congressional leaders and the Trump Administration have backed a provision that would repeal one of ObamaCare’s most significant regulations, its “essential health benefits” requirement.
03/23/2017 10:30 AM
Sen. Thom Tillis: Democrats tried (but spectacularly failed) to bring down Judge Gorsuch
This week, Judge Neil Gorsuch sat before the Senate Judiciary Committee, where he eloquently and graciously handled a barrage of harsh and overtly political questioning from Democratic Senators.


AAEC - Daily Political Cartoons
03/23/2017 09:00 AM
Nate Beeler, The Columbus Dispatch
Cartoon by Nate Beeler PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 Mar 2017

03/23/2017 08:40 AM
J.D. Crowe, Alabama Media Group - J Edgar Hoover & James Comey
Cartoon by J.D. Crowe TITLE: J Edgar Hoover & James Comey
PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 Mar 2017

03/23/2017 07:36 AM
Deb Milbrath, Cartoon Movement - GORSUCH
Cartoon by Deb Milbrath TITLE: GORSUCH
PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 Mar 2017

03/23/2017 12:15 PM
Charlie Daniel, Knoxville News Sentinel
Cartoon by Charlie Daniel PUBLICATION DATE: Thu, 23 Mar 2017


03/23/2017 05:31 PM
Kristen Wiig May Join Cate Blanchett in Richard Linklater's 'Where'd You Go, Bernadette?'
Richard Linklater is about to get behind the camera again this year to film Where’d You Go, Bernadette?, an adaptation of a 2012 bestselling novel about a restless Seattle housewife who becomes a recluse and disappears right before a big family vacation, prompting her husband and daughter to go looking for her. Cate Blanchett will play Bernadette, and today it was announced that Kristen Wiig is in talks to play Audrey, Bernadette’s nightmare neighbor. Continue reading…
03/23/2017 04:40 PM
Disney's Live-Action 'Mulan' Might Have Songs After All
Last week, the Internet entered into something of a panic when it was announced that Niki Caro, the director of the live-action Mulan remake, didn’t have any songs planned for the movie. For those of you who were bereft at the thought of no “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” army training/dance number, don’t freak out yet. While there aren’t any songs in the script right now, that doesn’t mean there won’t be any at all. Continue reading…
03/23/2017 03:55 PM
'The Leftovers' Final Season Teases Time-Jump in First Seven (!) Synopses
HBO’s The Leftovers was too good for this world, and as such, will depart it shortly. Before that happens, the final season is teasing majorly biblical events to come, and we’ve got the seven spoiler-y synopses to prove it! Continue reading…
03/23/2017 03:09 PM
Han Solo 'Star Wars' Movie Reveals How Han Met Chewie and 'Got His Name,' Whatever That Means
Just last night, Woody Harrelson offered a few details regarding his role in Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s young Han Solo movie, in which the actor (and former pothead, thankyouverymuch) will play mentor to Alden Ehrenreich. As for the rest of it, Disney CEO Bob Iger has revealed some new plot intel for the Star Wars spinoff, which apparently explores how Han met Chewie and acquired the Millennium Falcon, as well as…well, that’s the confusing part. Continue reading…
03/23/2017 03:02 PM
'Guardians of the Galaxy 2' Character Posters Scattered Across the Web Like Stars in the Cosmos
Marvel’s breakout hit Guardians of the Galaxy is all about teamwork, and putting aside a group’s differences in order to achieve something great. It would appear that the cast has taken this same philosophy to heart when promoting the film, as the latest push for viral buzz has embodied the one-for-all, all-for-one camaraderie that made the original film such a likable presence at cineplexes. Much like the assorted aliens converging from far-flung planets to battle the force of evil, the assorted stars of the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 have converged from far-flung social media platforms to battle the forces of underexposure. Continue reading…
03/23/2017 02:21 PM
'Life' Review: In Space No One Can Hear You Copy 'Alien' and 'Gravity'
After a daring and dangerous rescue mission, the crew of the International Space Station recovers soil samples that contain the first incontrovertible proof of that alien life exists. They nurture the sample, a single living cell, until it grows into an adorable amorphous blob. The whole world is obsessed with their discovery. A little girl names it Calvin during a worldwide live broadcast from Times Square. The crew is smitten with their new passenger. Continue reading…


U.S. : NPR
03/23/2017 05:43 PM
Obama: 'America Is Stronger Because Of The Affordable Care Act'
The former president celebrated the seventh anniversary of his signing of the Affordable Care Act on the day Republicans had planned to start the process of gutting it in celebration.
03/23/2017 04:41 PM
Sen. Schumer Declares Democrats Will Filibuster Gorsuch Nomination
Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer said Thursday he would support a filibuster to block Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch. After two days before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Gorsuch appeared to win no Democratic support. Republicans don't need any Democratic votes to confirm Gorsuch, but they may need eight to block a filibuster.
03/23/2017 04:41 PM
Police Say London Attack Corresponds Closely To ISIS Propaganda Manual
Authorities are learning more about the man who attacked Westminster Bridge and the Houses of Parliament in London this week. The attack corresponds closely with instructions provided by ISIS' propaganda magazine, which details which kinds of vehicles to use and even which kinds of knives to use — and not use — in these types of terror attacks.
03/23/2017 04:41 PM
Koch Brothers Vow To Stand By Republicans Who Oppose Health Care Bill
NPR's Audie Cornish talks to Akash Chougule, policy director of Americans for Prosperity about the group's opposition to the AHCA bill, and their plans to support members of Congress who vote against the bill during the 2018 midterm elections.
03/23/2017 04:41 PM
GOP Rep. Leonard Lance Outlines Opposition To Health Care Bill
The House is delaying a scheduled Thursday vote on the American Health Care Act. NPR's Kelly McEvers talks New Jersey Republican Rep. Leonard Lance about why he plans to vote against the bill.
Great Finds from Newser
03/21/2017 07:51 AM
Florida Has a Beef With Creamery's 'Skim Milk'
A small, all-natural dairy isn't being deceptive when it calls its skim milk "skim milk," a federal appeals court ruled Monday in a victory for the creamery that's fighting the state's demand to label the product "imitation" because vitamins aren't added to it, reports the AP . The ruling overturns a...


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