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Today's Goat Joke
Goat Joke of the Day
Little Johnny's goat was hit by a car, and unfortunately, died. Mom and dad tried their best to console their young son.

"You know, Johnny, it's not your fault the goat died, it was just fate."

But Little Johnny would have none of it.

So, in a last gasp attempt, Little Johnny's dad said, "He's probably up in Heaven right now with God. He'll be happy there, so you don't have to feel bad anymore."

Little Johnny asked, "What would God want with a dead goat?

By: Rusty Goat Jokes
Rusty Goat's Goat Jokes
Why goat jokes? Well, judging by my name, it stands to reason that I might be fond of the animals...and they are very funny little critters. I've spent years rounding up every goat joke I could find...even made a few up myself! I gotta admit, there is a sense of satisfaction in knowing I have the best collection of goat jokes anywhere...I guarantee these goat jokes are good for a giggle!
From author Rodney Strange, alias The Rusty Goat

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