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Texas Joke of the Day
Today's Texas Joke
Texas College Student

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student
from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from
Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the
opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up'."

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By: bazilliongames.com

Why Texas Jokes?

I'll be the first to admit that folks in Texas tend to be a bit funny...and we all know that! That's why there are so many Texas jokes! Here's the deal, if you're from Texas, it's OK to laugh out loud at these Texas jokes...if you ain't from around here, you're only allowed to snicker, maybe grin a little....but don't let us catch you laughing out loud at us..it gets us all 'swolled up!' Enjoy these Texas jokes...there's a new joke every day!

A new Texas joke everyday!
From Texas author Rodney Strange, alias The Rusty Goat
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