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|Texans in Heaven
Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing." The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
Why Texas Jokes?
I'll be the first to admit that folks in Texas tend to be a bit funny...and we all know that! That's why there are so many Texas jokes! Here's the deal, if you're from Texas, it's OK to laugh out loud at these Texas jokes...if you ain't from around here, you're only allowed to snicker, maybe grin a little....but don't let us catch you laughing out loud at us..it gets us all 'swolled up!' Enjoy these Texas jokes...there's a new joke every day!
A new Texas joke everyday!
From Texas author Rodney Strange, alias The Rusty Goat
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