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04/23/2017 07:09 AM
We’d say “back to the drawing board” but none of these companies should be allowed near a marker ever again.
We’d say “back to the drawing board” but none of these companies should be allowed near a marker ever again.

The 9 Most Utterly Insane Products Released By Famous Brands


04/23/2017 06:05 AM
The first time marijuana was criminalized was actually 1378.
The first time marijuana was criminalized was actually 1378.

5 Modern Controversies That Have Been Around Forever

If you owned a time machine and took a tour of the past, you'd see the same shit coming up over and over again.
04/23/2017 05:05 AM
Satchmo freaking loved laxatives.
Satchmo freaking loved laxatives.

6 Famous People From History (And Their Totally WTF Hobbies)

Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.

Today's Strange Stories From UPI

Odd News - UPI.com
04/21/2017 05:40 PM
Woman, 63, rescued after trying to rappel to her apartment window
A 63-year-old woman in China needed to be rescued by firefighters when locking herself out of her apartment led to an ill-fated attempt to rappel to a window.
04/21/2017 05:40 PM
YouTuber attempts 'Bart Simpson megaphone challenge'
A science YouTuber inspired by a classic episode of The Simpsons set up 10 megaphones end-to-end to see how loud a noise he could make.
04/21/2017 05:40 PM
Childless horse adopts orphaned calf in Australia
An Australian family said a 16-year-old horse who never raised a foal of her own took it upon herself to adopt a calf orphaned at less than a week old.
04/21/2017 05:39 PM
Man records coworkers off-balance forklift fail
A worker filmed his coworker unintentionally demonstrating forklift safety risks when a heavy load caused the vehicle to tip over.
04/21/2017 04:14 PM
Massive alligators do battle on North Carolina golf course
A North Carolina golfer took a break from his game to film a battle between two alligators at the shoreline of a water hazard.
04/21/2017 04:13 PM
Teenage soccer player sets 'Maradona seven' world record
A British teenager with aspirations to become a professional soccer player set a new world record for performing a well-known trick.

Offbeat News Headlines

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04/23/2017 12:30 PM
Oxford University declares if you can't look somebody else in the eyes you're not really shy, you're likely a racist.
Oxford University declares if you can't look somebody else in the eyes you're not really shy, you're likely a racist. submitted by /u/FowelBallz
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04/23/2017 03:27 AM
Woman arrested on 6th DWI charge after crashing car 3 times
Woman arrested on 6th DWI charge after crashing car 3 times submitted by /u/t800x
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04/22/2017 06:53 PM
Police called after grand opening of a Domino's in UK's fattest town causes chaos
Police called after grand opening of a Domino's in UK's fattest town causes chaos submitted by /u/IKILLYOUWITHMYMIND
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04/23/2017 02:39 PM
Protip for Kansan turkey hunters during turkey season -- don't disguise yourself as a turkey because you might look like a turkey to another hunter.
Protip for Kansan turkey hunters during turkey season -- don't disguise yourself as a turkey because you might look like a turkey to another hunter. submitted by /u/FowelBallz
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Weird News From Yahoo

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04/23/2017 03:49 PM
Police pick up adorable intruders: A pair of pygmy goats

Police pick up adorable intruders: A pair of pygmy goatsBELFAST, Maine (AP) — Police in Maine have picked up some adorable intruders after two miniature goats escaped from their home and wandered the streets.



04/23/2017 10:46 AM
Just a minute: FIU baseball tops Marshall in a speedy finish

Just a minute: FIU baseball tops Marshall in a speedy finishBECKLEY, W.Va. (AP) — Who says baseball is slow?



04/21/2017 07:24 PM
Want to own a town? Tiny Oregon community for sale for $3.5M

Want to own a town? Tiny Oregon community for sale for $3.5MTILLER, Ore. (AP) — In the tiny, dying timber town of Tiller, the old cliche is true. If you blink, you might actually miss it.



Yahoo Answers: Latest Questions
04/23/2017 07:37 PM
[ Cycling ] Open Question : I want to buy a pannier rack for my mountain bike but it has 27.5 inch?

True or Not-Snopes 

Rodney Strange, The man behind the Rusty Goat
Rodney Strange wrote under the pen name 'The Rusty Goat ' for years!
Snopes.com
04/23/2017 12:57 PM
Parents’ Nightmare
An issue of 'Parents' magazine displaying unfortunate cover placement is just an illustrative mockup, not the real thing.
04/23/2017 10:59 AM
Erin Moran, Joanie on ‘Happy Days,’ Dies at 56
Erin Moran, who played Richie Cunningham's younger sister Joanie on “Happy Days,” has passed away.
04/22/2017 04:24 PM
Were Power Outages in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York Caused by Cyberattacks?
The power outages did not take place simultaneously, and they appear to have been caused by physical mechanical failures.
04/22/2017 03:37 PM
Is This a Real ‘Sea Roach’?
A video purportedly showing a sea roach actually shows an animatronic sea mite from the movie "Pacific Rim."
04/22/2017 02:23 PM
Marvel Promotes Captain America ‘Event’ With Shirts Promoting Nazi-Linked Group
Critics said the company's attempt to recast 'Hydra' was 'sensationalistic garbage.'

The Scoop on Comics

Comic Riffs
04/21/2017 01:10 PM
‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’ director James Gunn applauds Marvel’s growing embrace of low-budget storytellers
'Guardians of the Galaxy 2' director James Gunn applauds Marvel's growing embrace of low-budget storytellers

WITH THE announcement this week that “Captain Marvel” has found its directing team in Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, Marvel Studios continues to extend its trust in directors known more for low-budget storytelling than blockbuster effects. James Gunn, who himself was best known for smaller films like “Slither” before signing with Marvel, applauds the trend. […]
04/21/2017 08:30 AM
As North Korea tensions mount, cartoonists skewer the U.S. response
As North Korea tensions mount, cartoonists skewer the U.S. response

THE LOUDER the clatter of saber-rattling, the more frequent become the familiar symbols of war. Recent days have seen a buildup of militaristic images in many of the world’s editorial cartoons, as surface-to-air commentary on global tensions increases. And as the headlines heighten in their urgent tone about such hot spots as North Korea and Syria, […]
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04/23/2017 02:11 PM
"You’d think I’d receive a phone call with some sort of instructions if they knew a nuclear warhead was on its way."
"You’d think I’d receive a phone call with some sort of instructions if they knew a nuclear warhead was on its way."

Melania Idly Wonders If She Would Get Heads-Up About Nuclear Missile Headed Toward New York

NEW YORK—Saying she liked to believe she’d be given some kind of warning, Melania Trump idly wondered Wednesday whether she would get a heads-up if a nuclear missile were headed toward New York.
04/23/2017 01:14 PM
"While there is literally zero biological necessity for their bloodsucking behavior, mosquitoes enjoy putting a damper on our outdoor activities and expend tremendous energy spreading deadly pestilence throughout the world."
"While there is literally zero biological necessity for their bloodsucking behavior, mosquitoes enjoy putting a damper on our outdoor activities and expend tremendous energy spreading deadly pestilence throughout the world."

Mosquitoes Don't Even Need To Bite Us, Study Shows

MINNEAPOLIS—According to a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Minnesota, mosquitoes have no physiological reason to bite humans, and in fact do so only out of spite. "For years, entomologists assumed members of the ...
04/23/2017 12:17 PM
"Here we go again."
"Here we go again."

Vegetarian Begins Sad, Private Routine Of Scanning Menu For Little Green V’s

KANSAS CITY, MO—Even as her dining companions at Tanner’s Grill remarked on how tasty everything looked, sources said Wednesday that vegetarian Eve McCormick once more began her sad, private routine of scanning the menu for the little green V’s indicating dishes she could eat.
04/23/2017 11:20 AM
Reports confirmed the highlight of the expedition came when Trump Jr. took down the zoo’s giant panda Tian Tian with just two shots.
Reports confirmed the highlight of the expedition came when Trump Jr. took down the zoo’s giant panda Tian Tian with just two shots.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
04/23/2017 10:23 AM
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