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06/25/2017 11:01 PM
Video - How Magic Pixie Dream Girls Represent Something Much Darker -> http://bit.ly/MagicPixie

Mermaids are just like manic pixie dream girls, except they make less fishy faces.


How Magic Pixie Dream Girls Represent Something Much Darker -> http://bit.ly/MagicPixie

Mermaids are just like manic pixie dream girls, except they make less fishy faces.
06/25/2017 10:02 PM
Taking the fast lane inevitably sets off a pissing contest of epic proportions.
Taking the fast lane inevitably sets off a pissing contest of epic proportions.

The 4 Most Baffling Driving Behaviors Everyone Encounters

During my many drives, I've noticed some weird things -- some unexplainable, some just dumb.
06/25/2017 09:30 PM
A VPN is for more than just downloading Ukrainian Netflix specials. Allow the Cracked Store to explain:
A VPN is for more than just downloading Ukrainian Netflix specials. Allow the Cracked Store to explain:

Here's Why You Need A VPN (And How To Get One)


Today's Strange Stories From UPI

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06/24/2017 03:15 PM
Floppy-faced Neapolitan Mastiff named 'World's Ugliest Dog'
A 125-pound Neapolitan Mastiff, named Martha, was officially crowned the "World's Ugliest Dog" at the Sonoma Marin Fair in California on Friday.
06/23/2017 04:40 PM
Clever cat shuts itself inside drawer
A clever cat showed off its masterful hide and seek skills by opening a drawer and shutting itself inside.
06/23/2017 04:28 PM
Yorkshire resident calls police on Queen Elizabeth for not wearing seatbelt
A sharp-sighted resident in England called police to report Queen Elizabeth II was not wearing her seatbelt during a public appearance.
06/23/2017 04:01 PM
Tiger snuggles up to pregnant woman's belly at Indiana zoo
A tiger made its way to the glass outside its enclosure at an Indiana zoo to snuggle up to a pregnant woman's belly.
06/23/2017 03:25 PM
Spanish university develops humanoid ironing robot
Researchers at a university in Spain have developed a humanoid robot programmed to iron clothes.
06/23/2017 02:37 PM
Police say they found gator during search of Rhode Island smoke shop
Police in Rhode Island discovered an alligator in a makeshift tank during a raid of a smoke shop.

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06/26/2017 09:19 AM
Boy pees on neighbor's steaks, gets charged with destruction of property
Boy pees on neighbor's steaks, gets charged with destruction of property submitted by /u/philamignon
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06/25/2017 12:39 PM
Senator 'Accidentally' Brought Loaded Gun to Airport
Senator 'Accidentally' Brought Loaded Gun to Airport submitted by /u/Schottey
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06/24/2017 03:39 PM
Creationist Ken Ham blames atheists and ‘fake news’ for failing Ark Encounter theme park
Creationist Ken Ham blames atheists and ‘fake news’ for failing Ark Encounter theme park submitted by /u/FowelBallz
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06/24/2017 11:50 AM
Man gets caught riding with plastic dummy in the HOV lane
Man gets caught riding with plastic dummy in the HOV lane submitted by /u/InspireAndAdmire
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06/26/2017 09:37 AM
"Explicit" show at South African prison ignites scandal

"Explicit" show at South African prison ignites scandalJOHANNESBURG (AP) — AT least 13 South African officials face possible suspension after photos showing scantily clad female entertainers with inmates at a Johannesburg prison circulated on social media.



06/25/2017 03:38 PM
Transplanted: Large Idaho sequoia tree finds new home

Transplanted: Large Idaho sequoia tree finds new homeBOISE, Idaho (AP) — A large sequoia tree with a history rooted in conservation was standing in the way of progress, so on Sunday, it was moved.



06/25/2017 08:12 AM
Norwegians collect money to fix penis-shaped rock formation

Norwegians collect money to fix penis-shaped rock formationHELSINKI (AP) — Activists are collecting money to repair a penis-shaped rock formation in southern Norway after the popular tourist attraction was found badly damaged.



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06/26/2017 04:45 AM
Russian Sleep Experiment (Orange Soda)
An account describing the horrific results of a 'Russian Sleep Experiment' from the late 1940s is a work of modern creepy fiction.
06/25/2017 06:36 PM
Norwegians Collect Money to Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation
A group of activists have started to collect money to repair a penis-shaped rock formation, a popular tourist attraction, after it was found badly damaged
06/25/2017 06:25 PM
Man Catches Teen Falling from Park Ride: ‘It’s OK to Let Go’
A teenager fell about 25 feet from a stopped gondola ride at an upstate New York amusement park, tumbling into a crowd of park guests and employees gathered below to catch her before she hit the ground.
06/25/2017 02:26 PM
Is Trump’s Health Deteriorating as White House Pressures Mount?
Claims that President Donald Trump's health was deteriorating due to the stress of his job originated from a satirical page.
06/24/2017 03:58 AM
Fake Amber Alert: Plate 72B 381
A long-circulating report of an Amber Alert issued for three-year-old girl taken by man in a grey car is not valid.

The Scoop on Comics

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06/26/2017 05:00 AM
Move over, Batman: ‘Wonder Woman’ is about to become the biggest film in DC’s Extended Universe
Move over, Batman: ‘Wonder Woman’ is about to become the biggest film in DC’s Extended Universe
“WONDER WOMAN” is on the verge of becoming the biggest film in DC’s Extended Universe. Patty Jenkins’s powerhouse hit dropped less than 40 percent in its fourth week of release, grossing $25.18 million domestically, according to studio estimates Sunday. WB/DC’s “Wonder Woman,” starring Gal Gadot and Chris Pine, has now grossed $318.4 million in North […]
06/23/2017 11:27 AM
Aquaman’s Hollywood-inspired comic book makeover also comes with a blockbuster story
Aquaman’s Hollywood-inspired comic book makeover also comes with a blockbuster story
Note: Spoilers for “Aquaman” no. 25. The comic book Aquaman is ready for his Hollywood close-up. When a comic book character has a movie coming out, the live-action and comic book styles will mirror each other as much as they can. In the pages of DC Comics, Superman and Batman are now trunkless, just like […]
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06/25/2017 11:00 PM
"I love coming down here every now and then to explore and maybe pick up a few things if I happen upon a good price."
"I love coming down here every now and then to explore and maybe pick up a few things if I happen upon a good price."

Pope Francis Buys Knockoff Chalice At Store In Vatican City Chinatown

VATICAN CITY—Praising the district’s vast selection of inexpensive goods and its vendors’ willingness to negotiate prices, Pope Francis reportedly spent Thursday afternoon strolling through Vatican City’s Chinatown before purchasing a knockoff golden chalice.
06/25/2017 10:01 PM
"Events are developing quickly in 1861 and the potential for widespread violence is high, so we recommend that all citizens planning to visit that year exercise abundant caution."
"Events are developing quickly in 1861 and the potential for widespread violence is high, so we recommend that all citizens planning to visit that year exercise abundant caution."

Increased Violence Leads State Department To Issue Advisory For Americans Traveling To 1861

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Responding to reports of political turmoil and growing instability, officials from the U.S.
06/25/2017 09:02 PM
"You’re the ones who wanted to save $150, so you’re welcome, assholes."
"You’re the ones who wanted to save $150, so you’re welcome, assholes."

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
06/25/2017 08:03 PM
Burden Of Parental Expectation Available In Youth Sizes

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06/25/2017 07:04 PM
The Grand Canyon: This natural wonder is a must-see, especially if you have one of those kids who’s always picking up rocks and bringing them into the fucking car
The Grand Canyon: This natural wonder is a must-see, especially if you have one of those kids who’s always picking up rocks and bringing them into the fucking car

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.

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