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BREAKING THROWED-OFF HEADLINES

News Of The Stupid
03/23/2017 08:58 AM
Principal accuses Wisconsin girl of selling sex toys at school
Principal accuses Wisconsin girl of selling sex toys at school submitted by /u/cheechssoup
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03/23/2017 09:13 AM
Trump Tower House Arrest For Racketeer: Leader of $100m gambling ring locked up in 5th Avenue splendor
Trump Tower House Arrest For Racketeer: Leader of $100m gambling ring locked up in 5th Avenue splendor submitted by /u/cheechssoup
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03/23/2017 07:13 AM
Authorities: Man errantly texted prosecutor about drug swap
Authorities: Man errantly texted prosecutor about drug swap submitted by /u/undue-influence
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03/23/2017 09:10 AM
Dispute over hot dog led to Florida hostage standoff, police say
Dispute over hot dog led to Florida hostage standoff, police say submitted by /u/philamignon
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03/22/2017 02:23 PM
Man tries to rob pizza place with gun magazine, employee slaps it out of his hands
Man tries to rob pizza place with gun magazine, employee slaps it out of his hands submitted by /u/DeusSpesNostra
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OFFBEAT NEWS HEADLINES

Fark.com RSS
03/23/2017 05:49 PM
College students rescued man from train tracks because God doesn't always protect fools, drunks, Fark headline submitters [Hero]
Hero [link] [8 comments]

03/23/2017 05:45 PM
Reagan to get balls bigger than the ones used to announce that the missiles to ensure peace with the USSR launch in five minutes during a radio broadcast [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [6 comments]

03/23/2017 05:10 PM
4 yr old: "Siri, set 4pm reminder for Wonder Pets, Check @Elmo on twitter, also save Mum's life" [Hero]
Hero [link] [16 comments]

03/23/2017 04:40 PM
Waffle House: Come for the food, stay for the show [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [36 comments]

03/23/2017 04:14 PM
Remember the Heaven's Gate mass suicides from twenty years ago? Well you can still buy the victims' discontinued Nike shoes if you're into that kind of a thing [Weird]
Weird [link] [56 comments]

03/23/2017 04:00 PM
Photoshop this creepy cosplayer [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [21 comments]


THE LATEST COMIC STORIES

Comic Riffs
03/23/2017 10:00 AM
The totally nerdy inside story of ‘Star Wars,’ as told in Mark Hamill’s tweets
The totally nerdy inside story of 'Star Wars,' as told in Mark Hamill's tweets

This December, “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” will finally release, and we’ll find out what happened to Luke Skywalker after the remnants of the galactic empire crushed his resistance movement, sending him into self-imposed exile until a rebel sympathizer who may be Luke’s daughter tracked him down on the planet Ahch-To. Until then, “Star Wars” fans can revel in tweets by Luke himself, as Mark […]
03/23/2017 09:25 AM
10 great graphic books that deserve to win the Oscars of the comics world
10 great graphic books that deserve to win the Oscars of the comics world

A NEW comics-awards season is ramping up ahead of Friday, which is the submission and nomination deadline for the Eisners (a.k.a. “the Oscars of comics”). With so many conventions and their companion awards ceremonies on the horizon, Comic Riffs urges voters to especially consider a handful of eligible graphic novels and other sequential-art books from […]
03/22/2017 10:46 AM
Steve Sack, satirist of Putin and Assad, wins Overseas Press Club’s Thomas Nast Cartoon Award
Steve Sack, satirist of Putin and Assad, wins Overseas Press Club's Thomas Nast Cartoon Award

STEVE SACK draws a rather uncanny Vladimir Putin, complete with heavily hooded eyes perched above long cheekbones — as if even the Russian leader’s very face is simultaneously distancing itself while remaining ever watchful. Fortunately, Sack, the political cartoonist for the Minneapolis Star Tribune, is watchful as well, because his satiric depictions of Putin and […]

THE BEST OF YAHOO'S ODD NEWS

Yahoo News - Latest News & Headlines
03/22/2017 03:44 PM
After fight, Indiana man receives 'ATHE1ST' license plate

After fight, Indiana man receives 'ATHE1ST' license plateELKHART, Ind. (AP) — A man who was initially denied an Indiana license plate reading "ATHE1ST" now has the personalized plate.



03/22/2017 12:33 PM
Cat stuck in peanut butter jar gives birth to kittens, dies

Cat stuck in peanut butter jar gives birth to kittens, diesRIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) — A stray cat found earlier this week with its head stuck in a peanut butter jar has been euthanized, but not before giving birth to a litter of kittens.



03/22/2017 12:13 PM
Religious TV station in Senegal accidentally airs porn

Religious TV station in Senegal accidentally airs pornDAKAR, Senegal (AP) — An Islamic television station in Senegal says it has filed a formal complaint against unknown saboteur "X'' for taking over the network and airing pornography instead of its regularly scheduled religious programming.



03/22/2017 09:39 AM
Police: Man checks out of hospital, steals ambulance

Police: Man checks out of hospital, steals ambulanceEAST MEADOW, N.Y. (AP) — Authorities on Long Island say an 83-year-old man has been arrested after checking himself out of a hospital and stealing an ambulance.



03/22/2017 08:02 AM
Viral video imagines Elmo getting fired over PBS budget cuts

Viral video imagines Elmo getting fired over PBS budget cutsA viral online video imagines lovable "Sesame Street" character Elmo getting fired due to budget cuts to PBS.



03/21/2017 07:26 PM
That's not carry-on: Loose snake slumbers on Alaska flight

That's not carry-on: Loose snake slumbers on Alaska flightANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Anna McConnaughy was flying to Alaska's largest city when the announcement came over the intercom: a passenger on a previous flight had brought a pet snake on board.



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03/23/2017 06:06 PM
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MORE STRANGE NEWS

Snopes.com
03/23/2017 02:47 PM
Did Trey Gowdy Order the Exhumation of Vince Foster’s Body?
Reports that the South Carolina Congressman ordered the disinterment of Foster (a Clinton associate who died in 1993) originated from a hoax news site.
03/23/2017 01:42 PM
Did President Trump’s Lawyers Send a Teen a Cease and Desist Letter Over TrumpScratch.com?
Some details of a viral claim that President Trump took legal action against a teen's TrumpScratch.com web site might not check out.
03/23/2017 10:30 AM
Will Entering Your PIN in Reverse at an ATM Summon the Police?
Entering your PIN in reverse at any ATM will not automatically send an alarm to local police -- the idea is nothing more than an old and unimplemented suggestion.
03/22/2017 09:06 PM
Ex-Trump Campaign Chair Allegedly Worked To ‘Benefit the Putin Government’
Paul Manafort's relationship with a Russian billionaire reportedly dates back to at least 2005.
03/22/2017 08:01 PM
Could Cipro and Other Fluoroquinolone Antibiotics Cause Irreversible Tendon Damage?
Though still rare, the potential risks are significant enough for the Food and Drug Administration to suggest limiting these drugs’ use to cases of absolute necessity.

UPI'S WEIRD HEADLINES

Odd News - UPI.com
03/23/2017 05:38 PM
Daredevil BASE jumps from top of 40-story skyscraper in China
A mystery daredevil in China pulled off a daring BASE jump from the top of a 40-story skyscraper in the city of Guangzhou.
03/23/2017 05:36 PM
Great white shark tries to steal bait from New Zealand fishing boat
A New Zealand woman fishing off the country's coast recorded an encounter with a great white shark, which had apparently become a bit enamored with her bait.
03/23/2017 05:33 PM
Deer jumps over motorcyclist's head in Washington D.C.
A motorcyclist out for a ride in Washington, D.C., captured the moment a deer jumped over a fellow rider's head, causing him to crash.
03/23/2017 04:55 PM
Stolen wallet returned 8 years later with $141 cash still inside
A Boston woman whose wallet was stolen in 2009 said she was shocked to get it back -- and even more shocked to see it still contained all of her cash.
03/23/2017 04:22 PM
DNA test proves suspected Colorado wolf-dog hybrid is just a dog
An animal believed to be a "wolf-dog hybrid" was returned to its home in Colorado after DNA tests proved it was only a dog.
03/23/2017 04:18 PM
Dad shares Irish 3-year-old's claw machine adventure in viral post
An Irish dad shared photos and video chronicling his hapless 3-year-old's adventure after climbing inside a claw machine at an amusement center.

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