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01/18/2018 04:01 AM
Photo - The 6 Cruelest Science Experiments Ever (Were Done on Kids) ---> http://bit.ly/CrackedCruelestScience

These adults really could have used a conch shell.


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These adults really could have used a conch shell.
01/18/2018 03:02 AM
Photo - The 6 Most Bizarre Medical Hoaxes People Actually Believed
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Not so much "Valley of Longevity" and more like “a retirement community in Florida.”


The 6 Most Bizarre Medical Hoaxes People Actually Believed
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Not so much "Valley of Longevity" and more like “a retirement community in Florida.”
01/18/2018 02:01 AM
To fit into a three hour movie, some cuts had to be made to the plot of Stephen King's IT. Thankfully, these cuts included a preteen sewer orgy.
To fit into a three hour movie, some cuts had to be made to the plot of Stephen King's IT. Thankfully, these cuts included a preteen sewer orgy.

Famous Books With Filthy Sex Scenes (That Were Unfilmable)

First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.

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01/17/2018 11:13 PM
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01/17/2018 10:06 PM
Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed

CEAMURLIA, ROMANIA—Clearly frustrated by the third disheartening rampage on their town this week, a band of perturbed, torch-wielding villagers gathered at the gates of Dr. Benedikte Cojocaru's castle Monday to confront the monster that had left a trail of inappropriate destruction and chaos, in h...
01/17/2018 08:59 PM
Sources said the burrito will not only provide a resolution to the 31-year-old’s recent fight with his girlfriend over moving in together after the lease on his apartment runs out, but also completely erase any lingering questions in his mind about whether their relationship has run its course.
Sources said the burrito will not only provide a resolution to the 31-year-old’s recent fight with his girlfriend over moving in together after the lease on his apartment runs out, but also completely erase any lingering questions in his mind about whether their relationship has run its course.

Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes

GREENSBORO, NC—According to sources at a local Qdoba, 31-year-old advertising sales associate Anthony Gerrit is about to purchase an extra-large burrito that will completely resolve every concern, burden, and troublesome issue in his life for six blissful minutes.

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01/18/2018 11:18 AM
Woman kills her beloved Chihuahua because she gave him oxygen and smoked at same time
Woman kills her beloved Chihuahua because she gave him oxygen and smoked at same time submitted by /u/FloridaKillebrew
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01/18/2018 02:08 AM
As If the ‘Tide Pod Challenge’ Wasn’t Bad Enough, This Guy Just Vaped a Tide Pod
As If the ‘Tide Pod Challenge’ Wasn’t Bad Enough, This Guy Just Vaped a Tide Pod submitted by /u/Krozard
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01/18/2018 03:56 PM
Wells Fargo glitch drained some customer accounts by double-paying their bills online
Wells Fargo glitch drained some customer accounts by double-paying their bills online submitted by /u/philamignon
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01/17/2018 06:25 PM
Washington locals warned not to climb mountain about to fall in a massive landslide.
Washington locals warned not to climb mountain about to fall in a massive landslide. submitted by /u/ButtonsTheElk
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01/18/2018 05:25 PM
Former Montana lawmaker gets 18 years for drug trafficking

Former Montana lawmaker gets 18 years for drug traffickingBILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A former leader of the Montana House of Representatives who once supported funding for an anti-drug campaign was sentenced to 18 years in prison Thursday for his central role in a methamphetamine trafficking ring.



01/18/2018 02:57 PM
Pope stops popemobile to comfort fallen horseback policewoman

Pope stops popemobile to comfort fallen horseback policewomanIQUIQUE, Chile (Reuters) - Pope Francis ordered his popemobile to stop on Thursday after a mounted Chilean policewoman was thrown off her frightened horse, which had reared up as the pontiff passed by.



01/18/2018 02:19 PM
Protesters yank down angel sculpture in Athens, saying it looks like Satan

Protesters yank down angel sculpture in Athens, saying it looks like SatanBlack-clad protesters in southern Athens have torn down a red sculpture shaped like an angel and broke its wings in a fresh act of violence against an artwork critics liken to Satan. It was displayed in early December in a busy area in the coastal suburb of Palaio Faliro. Protesters have included some residents, religious conservatives and supporters of far right political groups.



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01/18/2018 06:51 PM
[ Polls & Surveys ] Open Question : If you are 19 and someone thinks you are 22 would you get pissed off?

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Rodney Strange, The man behind the Rusty Goat
Rodney Strange wrote under the pen name 'The Rusty Goat ' for years!
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01/18/2018 05:27 PM
Prosecutor: Parents Chained Children for Months at a Time
A California couple tortured a dozen of their children for years, starving them to the point that their growth was stunted, chaining them to their beds for months at a time and forbidding them from showering more than once a year or using the toilet.
01/18/2018 04:53 PM
Did Katy Perry Say Praying to Satan Should Be On Your Bucket List?
A disreputable web site with a penchant for inventing celebrity quotes said the singer had called Satan worship "a real trip."
01/18/2018 04:23 PM
Lawyer: OJ Simpson Is Golfing a Lot, Staying in Las Vegas
Simpson enjoys living in Las Vegas, and isn't planning to move to Florida like he told state parole officials before he was released in October from Nevada state prison.
01/18/2018 03:19 PM
Did Ronald Reagan Have Alzheimer’s Disease While in Office?
It has long been rumored that President Reagan suffered from Alzheimer's Disease years before it was diagnosed in 1994, five years after he left office.
01/18/2018 03:13 PM
Did Melania Trump Copy Michelle Obama’s MLK Day Message?
Rumors holding that Melania Trump plagiarized her Martin Luther King Day tweet from former First Lady Michelle Obama were not rooted in reality.

The Scoop on Comics

Comic Riffs
01/18/2018 01:09 PM
How Candice Patton got past the controversy and turned Iris West into a groundbreaking role
How Candice Patton got past the controversy and turned Iris West into a groundbreaking role
When actress Candice Patton was cast as Iris West on the CW series “The Flash” back in 2014, she was not sure what she was jumping into. She knew the basics: Iris West was a classic DC Comics character (debuting in Showcase No. 4 back in 1956). She’s one of the most important women in […]
01/18/2018 08:30 AM
Cartoonists spoof the results of President Trump’s ‘excellent’ health tests
Cartoonists spoof the results of President Trump’s ‘excellent’ health tests
  THE LEAD White House doctor, Navy Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson, has spoken, and the physician who performed the ultimate “president’s fitness challenge” declared Trump as fit as a fiddle, at least for a Stradivarius his age. Yes, the doc said Tuesday, the president’s “overall health is excellent.” Plus, he scored “exceedingly well” on a cognitive […]
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