|Chaka got hired by an American dictionary company to help them with their new dictionary for his language. They had a tight deadline and he was working really long hours. He was feeling more and more run down, and finally day around lunch he goes into his supervisor’s office and said “Sorry boss. Can’t keep working today. Don’t feel good.” His supervisor said “You have been working hard. You’re married aren’t you? You know what I do when I’m feeling tired of working? I go buy a single long stem red rose, a bottle of good wine and some fine chocolate. Then I go home to my wife, and give her a soft sweet kiss on the cheek. Then I start to kiss her neck. Then I lead her over to the couch, put my hand on her knee, and give her a really long, passionate kiss. And then, well, let’s just say an hour or two later, I’m feeling great, and ready to come back to work again. Works every time.
So Chaka leaves and a couple of hours later he comes in and he’s got a big smile on his face and he looks much happier and more relaxed. And his boss said “well, it looks like you took my advice”. And Chaka said “I sure did. Thanks, boss. I feel a lot better now. By the way, you have nice house.”
I once dated a girl who was a magician. She put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.