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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a hot young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, \"Are you a real cowboy?\" He replied, \"Well, I\'ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am.\" She said, \"I\'m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.\" The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, \"Are you a real cowboy?\" He replied, \"I always thought I was, but I just found out I\'m a lesbian.\"

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