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    A Cow and a Sheep
    Joke Info
    Category : Relationships
    Rating : 5.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on the leash and says… “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says…. “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep…..not a cow.” The guy replies, “…If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

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