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A Farmer's Road
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Category : Farmer
Rating : 5.00
Contributor : n/a
Type : T


A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible
new road."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government
to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
your farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
employee every step!!

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

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