Home | Random Joke | Search | Contact Us

Go to the Rusty Goat Homepage

Categories
  • Joke Archive
  • Picture Archive


  • Animals
  • Bar - Drinking
  • Blonde
  • Cartoons
  • Christmas
  • Computers
  • Farmer
  • Funny Picture
  • Goat
  • Lawyer
  • Medical
  • Misc
  • People
  • Political
  • Redneck
  • Relationships
  • Religious
  • Sports
  • test
  • Texas Jokes
  • Work
  • Yo Mamma



  • Links
  • Southern Star Pecans
  • Rusty's Arcade
  • Texas Goat
  • Texas Pecan


  • Add Jokes
    If you are a new user click here

    Login :
    Pass :
    Forgot your password?


    Sponsor

    Expert in the kitchen
    Joke Info
    Category : People
    Rating : 0.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T


    An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
    "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."

    "Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

    "I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

    One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'

    "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

    "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.
    Now I do it in ten..."

    Email this joke to a friend
    Your email address :
    Your friends address :
    Recieve jokes in your email.
    Rate this joke

    Very Good

    Good

    Average

    Poor

    Very Poor

    Subscribe
    Sign up for our email list and recieve jokes in your email!

    Sponsor
    admin@texasgoat.com
    Powered by Easy Site Network
    The very best jokes - Texas jokes, goat jokes, blonde jokes, bar jokes, funny pictures, cartoons